The Zany adventures of Dream the Cat.

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I am starting a new series called "The zany adventures of Dream the Cat."

Our first adventure starts out with Dream on the couch sleeping and dreaming no doubt as well. Dream was suddenly awoken by a noise in the stairwell.

What could it be, thought Dream.

"Hello, who's there!!" (being that dream is a cat all you heard was Meeooww and it sounded like complete giberish to anyone who doesn't speak cat).

Dream annoyed that no one ever answers her when she talks, went back to sleep trying to ignore the noise she heard in the stair.

"Creek" the sound continued. This time not anticipating the second sound, Dream being startled this time leapt up and fell off the couch. Landing on here feet, as cat's due.

"Ok, that's it" said Dream She ran to the doorway to see what was making all the noise. It was Andrew the master of the house.

"Hello Dream" (being that Andrew doesn't speak cat, all Dream heard was bloobob doo doo), said Andrew.

Dream looking puzzled at this strange response that Andrew had given. Dream said, "why are you making all that noise I am trying to sleep."

Andrew, kept on walking thinking that Dream was just being grouchy with all her meowing.

At this point Dream realized that something wasn't right. Andrew never walks away without giving me a look of puzzlement. Dream was determined to get to the bottom of this strange occurrence. To do this she would have to leave the safety of the couch and venture downstairs to the garden and sit upon the chair where Dream does all her great thinking.

Dream headed off on her question, down the stairs, past the front door, by the new stranger's room, shooting past the washing machine, which Dream had been suspect of ever since moving into this house. The Washing Machine had been renown for strange noises and Dream had had quite enough of all the racket.

The next obstacle was the outer door. Dream had only one option to get past the great door. Scream, Scream until someone came to open the door. So, Dream began to Scream "Hey, Open the door!! I want to get out!!" (MEEEOOOOWWWEEEOOOWWMMMMEEE).

No one came. Dream waited a few more seconds, then Screamed again and with more force. "Hey I am trying to help all of you so someone come here and open the door for me PLEASE!!! (ME OUW OUW OUW MEOUW). Finally, Jason, the new stranger came out of his room. "Dream what is your problem" (doo bah goo doo), Dream looked at the new stranger and hissed. Surely he would know what a hiss means. Well, Jason the new stranger did know the hiss sounds. With contempt in his eye's Jason walked back into his room.

At this point andrew came down stairs. "What is all this racket, Dream, I am trying to work. (habadoo doo, cee pa yehaha doo). Dream looked intently at Andrew as he walked over and picked up the kitty. Carrying Dream, past the Washing Machine, up the stairs, into the living room and dropping her near the couch. At this point dream remembered that she was sleeping and woke up.

"oh, it was all a dream." (meouwser)

Till next time, dream on dreamers